One Tree Hill (TV Series)

Near Wild Heaven (2004)

Chad Michael Murray: Lucas Scott

Quotes 

• Lucas 'Luke' Scott : [after 'Dim' Tim opens the door to him and looks disappointed]  What's wrong with Dim?

  Nathan Scott : Don't take it personally, he thought you were the stripper.

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : We prefer to be called exotic dancers.

• Tim Smith : She's here! Stripper time!

  [Runs to open the door. Lucas stands behind it] 

  Tim Smith : Oh, it's just you.

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : Not the thrill it used to be, huh?

• Tim Smith : [to Nathan]  Are you sure you know this guy?

  Nathan Scott : He works with me at Hot & Twisted

  [pretzel stand at the mall] 

  Nathan's colleague : Great, even the losers don't know me.

  Tim Smith : Just read the damn quiz.

  Nathan's colleague : [sigh]  When your boyfriend kisses you, he a:...

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : What the hell are you reading?

  Tim Smith : Cosmo Girl, go on...

  Nathan's colleague : When your boyfriend kisses you, he a: looks deeply into your eyes, b: closes his eyes, c: cradles your head softly, d: unhooks your bra.

  Tim Smith : It's D, it's definitley D. You go for the bra.

  Nathan Scott : Now, Tim, you realise you're supposed to be answering as a girl?

  Tim Smith : I know, and i'd want a boyfriend who isn't afraid to go under my shirt!

  Lucas 'Luke' Scott : And hopefully someday you'll find him.