- Coach Whitey Durham: [Breaking up a fight between Bevin and Ashley] Alright Paris and Nicole, that's quite enough. If I wanted to watch cheerleaders wrestle I'd turn on pay-per-view.
- Nikki: Who are you calling? Jake, maybe? Look, I know you baby-sit Jenny but, I'm back now, so Jake and I won't be needing you anymore. Oh, and if there's anything going on between you and Jake, well you're not going to be a permanent part of my daughter's life, so if I were you I wouldn't get too attached.
- Peyton: If I were you, I would walk away.
- Nikki: You have to know you're temporary, right? I mean, all the babysitting in the world isn't going to make you Jenny's mother.
- Peyton: All the eyeliner in the world wont make you anything other than a psycho stalker bitch.
- Brooke: Bevin, what the hell was going through your size two brain?
- Bevin Mirskey: You said we could trade.
- Brooke: Why is she wearing my necklace?
- Bevin Mirskey: Because that was part of the trade.
- Brooke: Okay, why would you trade your third pick and my necklace, for Rachel's fifth pick?
- Bevin Mirskey: Duh! Brooke, five is more than three. Oh, it made total sense when Rachel explained it.
- Brooke: Right...