Steve Carell credited as playing...
Michael Scott
- Michael Scott: I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate... no. But, I live by another rule: Just do it... Nike.
- Michael Scott: All right, girls, break it up; you're being infiltrated. Cock in the henhouse.
- Dwight Schrute: Cocks in the henhouse.
- Michael Scott: Don't say cocks.
- Ryan Howard: [cleaning out Michael's car] What about this bottle of power drink?
- Michael Scott: Uh, what flavor?
- Ryan Howard: Blue.
- Michael Scott: Blue's not a flavor.
- Ryan Howard: It says, "Flavor: Blue Blast."
- Michael Scott: Oh, Blue Blast. Yes, put that in the trunk.
- Ryan Howard: [cleaning out Michael's car] Wow. How many Filet-O-Fishes did you eat?
- Michael Scott: That's over several months, Ryan.
- Ryan Howard: Still...
- Michael Scott: You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the 80's, before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Ah man, did they move paper!
- Michael Scott: Whatever you need, I'm right on the other side of this wall.
- [knocks on the wall]
- Michael Scott: There used to be a window here.
- [disappointed]
- Michael Scott: There's not anymore.