The Office (TV Series)
Diversity Day (2005)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : This is my biggest sale of the year. They love me over there for some reason. I'm not really sure why but I make one call over there every year, just to renew their account, and that one call ends up being 25% of my commission for the whole year, so I buy a mini bottle of champagne, celebrate a little. And this year I'm pushing recycled paper on them for one percent more. I know. I'm getting cocky. Right?
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Dwight Schrute : [deleted scene] What are you doing?
Jim Halpert : Freecell.
Dwight Schrute : Solitaire is a one-player game. It can't have two players.
Jim Halpert : Well, I mean...
Dwight Schrute : What's your win rate?
Pam Beesley : Seventy-six percent. What's yours?
Dwight Schrute : You're not allowed to play two-player. You need to start over.
Pam Beesley : You're doing fine.
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Pam Beesley : [deleted scene] One time we had an ethnic festival in Scranton. One time.
Michael Scott : Try my googi, googi.
[Lowering voice]
Michael Scott : Try my googi, googi.
[High-pitched voice]
Michael Scott : Try my googi, googi. Try my...
[Kelly slaps Michael]
Michael Scott : All right! All right! Yes! That was great, she gets it! Kelly, thank you.
[claps]
Michael Scott : She's not here, but she gets it. That's what we have been looking for. The whole time.
[trying not to cry]
Michael Scott : Oh, man. This is what I thrive on. You know? It's like Don Rickles on acid, man. Right?
Jim Halpert : Um, why did she slap Martin Luther King?
Michael Scott : What, huh?
Pam Beesley : What card was she?
Jim Halpert : I think she wasn't wearing a card.
Michael Scott : It's good. This is good. We got it happening now. All right? Let's keep it rolling. Let's round it up.
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Jim Halpert : [deleted scene] Um, what's going on here?
Pam Beesley : People treat us like the race on our forehead. And then we guess what race we are.
Jim Halpert : Ah, good. Good luck. Doing good.
[goes to the index cards and writes another race down]
Dwight Schrute : Oh, man, am I a woman?
Jim Halpert : Yes, yes.
Dwight Schrute : God!
Jim Halpert : How embarrassing is it? That's not fair. Here...
Dwight Schrute : It's not fair.
Jim Halpert : Try this.
[takes Dwight's 'Asian' race and switches it with the one he wrote]
Dwight Schrute : Thank you. Thank you very much.
Jim Halpert : Go get 'em.
Dwight Schrute : Good.
[clears throat]
Dwight Schrute : So, am I a hunter gather culture?
Pam Beesley : No.
Dwight Schrute : Do I live near a harbor or an ocean?
Pam Beesley : No.
Dwight Schrute : No, I'm an inland. Am I a mountainous?
Pam Beesley : No.
Dwight Schrute : Am I nomadic?
Pam Beesley : No.
Dwight Schrute : Okay, okay, okay, okay. I think I got this. Um, I am treated in a foreign way with a great deal of prejudice. Am I one of those tribes in Africa? The piggies, or whatever?
Pam Beesley : No.
Dwight Schrute : No. But I am, I am human, right?
[Pam hesitates, Dwight's new race is 'Dwight']
Dwight Schrute : I could be French.
[takes his 'Dwight' race off his forehead]
Dwight Schrute : Damn it, Jim! That's not funny, Jim!
Michael Scott : Oh, okay. Here we go, breakthrough radar. What happened? What happened here?
Pam Beesley : It didn't have anything to do with race.
Michael Scott : Okay, all right. Let's keep on track. Keep on point. Let's do it.