Steve Carell credited as playing...
Michael Scott
- [Michael attempts to assemble a basketball team and Oscar, of Mexican descent, approaches]
- Oscar: I can help out if you need me.
- Michael Scott: I will use your talents come baseball season. Or if we box.
- Michael Scott: I know. Grumble, grumble, but you would follow me to the ends of the earth grumbling all the way. Like that dwarf from "Lord of the Rings."
- Dwight Schrute: Gimli.
- Michael Scott: Nerd. That is why you're not on the team.
- Dwight Schrute: Just trying to be helpful.
- Michael Scott: [mimicking Dwight] "I'll help. Elwyn Dragonslayer. Ten points, power sword."
- Jim Halpert: That's him.
- Michael Scott: Let's put together the starting line-up, shall we? Stanley, of course.
- Stanley Hudson: I'm sorry?
- Michael Scott: Um, what do you play? Center?
- Stanley Hudson: Why "of course"? What's that supposed to mean?
- Michael Scott: I don't know. I don't remember saying that.
- Jim Halpert: I heard it.
- Michael Scott: Well, people hear a lot of things, man.