Nikki Cox en el papel de...
Nikki White
- Nikki White: I've got this big audition to dance in Las Vegas.
- Marion: Somewhere near the airport I'm guessing.
- Nikki White: I'm not a stripper. I'm a dancer and not a stripper dancer. A dancer dancer. I have studied jazz, tap and ballet. I have busted my ass since I was four years old.
- Marion: Nice mouth for a ballerina.
- Dwight White: Hey, come on. Both of you back off. This is my going away party and Nikki may not have been invited Mom but she's still a guest.
- Nikki White: Thank you.
- Marion: You're right honey. Where are my manners.
- [She begins walking away]
- Marion: Well, they're obviously not under her skirt or we'd all see them.
- Nikki White: [to Dwight] Wow. This is my church skirt.
- Dwight White: You're not getting my mom drunk, Nikki.
- Nikki White: Look, when they clean a bear's teeth at the zoo, they don't just say, "Hop up in the chair and open wide." They shoot the thing with a dart first.
- Dwight White: Hey, you know maybe she's coming to make peace. Look, I swear once you get to know my mom you're gonna love her.
- [he checks his watch]
- Dwight White: Hey, we got a couple of minutes. You wanna go do it in front of her picture? She'd hate that!
- [the doorbell rings]
- Nikki White: Oh, there she is. Hey, want to do it in front of her? She'd *really* hate that!
- Dwight White: Nikki?
- Nikki White: Hey. Oh, God. Honey, I didn't want you to see me in this show.
- [he holds up a bouquet of flowers]
- Nikki White: And you bought me flowers and we can't afford flowers. Tell me you are a good husband and you stole those.