Night Court (TV Series)

The Game Show (1989)

Florence Stanley: Judge Wilbur

Quotes 

• Judge Wilbur : Why is my bailiff on a game show?

  Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : You see, this boy's club is gonna close down. And Bull's been helping out by being their basket, but they're out of money. And Bull could win, but it doesn't work to have Christine say "I want to be your love slave." That's why we need to get Dan out of jail.

  Judge Wilbur : ...Pour me one of whatever you're having.

• Christine Sullivan : Your Honor, my clients believe they lost unfairly. They both claim they had the correct answer to the question.

  Judge Wilbur : What question?

  Chuck Fleck : The bonus question! And here it is: "I am two feet long and I escape my attackers by expelling my organs! What am I?"

  Judge Wilbur : ...My ex-husband.

  Thomas Van Doren : The answer is obviously, "I am a gecko"!

  Charles Stempel : The answer is, "I am a snake"!

  Bull Shannon : Actually, it's a sea cucumber.

  Chuck Fleck : That's right!

  Charles Stempel : Are you sure?

  Bull Shannon : Oh, yeah. When it feels threatened, a sea cucumber responds by inverting itself and expelling its own organs into the water.

  Roz : And they make girls wear bathing caps.