Night Court (TV Series)
The Game Show (1989)
John Larroquette: Dan Fielding
Quotes
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Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : [Bull's in a suggestible state. Mac urges Dan to finish Bull's hypnosis] Dan you better move it before Judge Wilbur comes back and snaps your head off.
Dan Fielding : [laughs mockingly] Judge Wilbur. I wish someone would twist that old bag's head off.
[Bull makes a strangulation gesture]
Dan Fielding : Or better yet stuff her down the mail chute.
[Bull nods and goes in search of Judge Wilbur]
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[in a holding cell]
Chip Coderko : What're you in for?
Dan Fielding : Uh, contempt of court. You?
Chip Coderko : Oh, we're just in for a little terror-and-mayhem spree 'tween here and South Carolina.
Dale Coderko : [jauntily] Eight robberies, six stolen cars, four kidnappings, and three mini marts... *burned to the ground*!
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Dan Fielding : [not realizing Bull has already won, Dan rushes onstage to issue the post-hypnotic phrase] Bull! "I want to be your love slave!"
Chuck Fleck : Sir! Mr. Shannon just won! And we're on the air live, you pervert!
Dan Fielding : [extreme close-up of Dan in a frenzy] Aaauuugghh!
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News Anchorwoman : Once again, State Assembly Candidate Dan Fielding has made potentially embarrassing statements on live television. When asked to explain his actions he had this to say.
Dan Fielding : Well, I have pieced it together, and it seems I was kidnapped and drugged by... Soviet agents.