Dennis Waterman credited as playing...
Gerry Standing
- Wilson: [watching Sandra Pullman conduct an interview] Come on. Ask her if she knew Michelle Davis.
- Gerry Standing: Why don't you just shut up and listen? You might learn something.
- Wilson: You do realize I outrank you.
- Gerry Standing: [chuckles] You don't. I'm not in the job any more. But when I was, we had a governor, D.A.C. Bevin. He outranked me. I broke his jaw.
- [last lines]
- Wilson: Look, what do you say we call a truce, eh? No more practical jokes.
- Gerry Standing: Yeah, all right.
- Wilson: [laughs] That locker. Very funny.
- Gerry Standing: Yeah, I thought so.
- Wilson: Yeah. Me too. It wasn't my locker.
- [Wilson leaves to join a table]
- Barmaid: What can I get you?
- Gerry Standing: Oh, um, a glass of... no, um, a bottle of dry white wine, two treble malt whiskeys with lots of ice, a pint of mineral water, and give us four of those big cigars, and bung in some crisps and nuts and stuff. I, I've got a card behind the bar. Wilson.
- Barmaid: Do you want any cash back?
- Gerry Standing: [looks over at Wilson and waves] Yeah, give us fifty quid.