Scatman Crothers credited as playing...
George 'Meadowlark' Lemon
- George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: I'll knock on the door.
- [Knocks on the door of the mansion with his basketball]
- Shaggy: [Has the "willies" because of the creepy-crawly critters in the yard] C-c-couldn't we just go in?
- George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: The Globetrotters NEVER enter a ritzy mansion unannounced!
- [Swarm of bats descends upon them]
- George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: Announcing... the Globetrotters!
- [Everybody barges inside]
- Bobby Joe 'B.J.' Mason: [Globetrotters are practicing in the basement of an old shed] Watch this lay-up shot!
- [Jumps up high]
- George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: [as B.J. Jumps] Watch the CEILING!
- [Covers eyes as loud crash sounds off-screen]
- Bobby Joe 'B.J.' Mason: [Head and shoulders have gone through the ceiling] I forgot about that...
- George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: Gip, throw the anchor overboard!
- J.C. 'Gip' Gipson: [Salutes] Aye Aye, Cap'n!
- [Proceeds to wrench the entire anchor, windlass and all, from the deck and throw it overboard]
- Freddie 'Curly' Neal: [Upset] Now nothing can stop us from drifting!
- George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: [Optimistically] We still have a rudder, Curly. We can turn back to shore. Bobby Joe! Turn the wheel around!
- Bobby Joe 'B.J.' Mason: Aye Aye!
- [Proceeds to pop wheel loose from spindle and stick it on opposite side]
- Hubert 'Geese' Ausbie: Hey! What are you doing?
- Bobby Joe 'B.J.' Mason: I'm turning the wheel around!
- Hubert 'Geese' Ausbie: You're supposed to turn it this way!
- [Gives the wheel a teriffic spin; because B.J loosened it, it rolls off the spindle and overboard into the sea]
- Freddie 'Curly' Neal: [to Meadowlark, with a certain amount of malice] No anchor and, no wheel!
- George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: [Exhasperated] If Columbus had THIS crew, the world would still be flat!
- George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: Bobby Joe! What's our position?
- Bobby Joe 'B.J.' Mason: [With Telescope, hanging from Crow's nest] Our position? Um... I'm hangin' here by one arm, and you and Curly are on the Bridge.
- [turns to Geese]
- Bobby Joe 'B.J.' Mason: Geese has his head stuck in a porthole.
- [turns to Gip and Pab]
- Bobby Joe 'B.J.' Mason: Gip and Pab are fallin' down the stairs,l.
- [turns to Shaggy and Scooby]
- Bobby Joe 'B.J.' Mason: And Shaggy and Scooby are hidin' under a deck chair!
- George 'Meadowlark' Lemon: I'm sorry I asked!