Sasha Alexander en el papel de...
Caitlin Todd
- [Kate and Tony go undercover at a paternity clinic posing as a trashy couple]
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: You writin' my name, right?
- Tony DiNozzo: What? I just wanna know if it's mine.
- [to nurse]
- Tony DiNozzo: She kinda sleeps around a lot, if you know what I mean.
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: If I did, it's cuz he ain't any good in bed.
- Tony DiNozzo: Least I didn't sleep with my cousin.
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: You slept with my sister!
- Tony DiNozzo: I thought it was you!
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: She weighs 300 pounds!
- Tony DiNozzo: She was wearing your earrings.
- Nurse Wells: That's enough! If you two can't be civil, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Look, is there anywhere I can wait away from him? Please? I'm beggin' you.
- Nurse Wells: There's an empty exam room behind you two doors on the right.
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Thank you.
- [She flings her gum at Tony as she leaves]
- Tony DiNozzo: I'm sorry. She slept with my brother. And my best friend. At the same time.
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: Wow, I thought you were the only one who could piss him off like that.
- DiNozzo: You never met his second wife.
- Gunnery Sergeant. John Deluca: [to Tony, after a run-in with Gibbs] Is there some secret to getting on his good side?
- DiNozzo: Oh, there's no secret.
- Caitlin "Kate" Todd: He doesn't have one.