NCIS (TV Series)
Silver War (2005)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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[after Ziva finds out that Gibbs didn't know that she had been assigned to his team]
Officer Ziva David : [downhearted] I stand corrected. I guess he didn't know. I feel like a donkey's butt.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [puzzled] "A donkey's butt?"
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I think she means horse's ass.
Officer Ziva David : Yes, that too.
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Officer Ziva David : "C.W.R.?"
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah. Civil War Reenactors. Guys who get together. dress up in period costumes, reenacting famous battles.
Officer Ziva David : Why?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I've been asking my father that since I was 10 years old.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [at Manassas Battlefield] You know what my job was during these reenactments?
Officer Ziva David : Little drummer boy?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ha-ha. No. I was the one who had to scurry around carrying a bucket so these guys could take a dump. They called me their "little poo boy."
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Whoa, not so fast!
Officer Ziva David : I always drive fast. It's the best way to avoid possible ambushes and IEDs.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, you're in America now, so you really don't have to worry...
[She swerves around another car]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : How 'bout this? Slow down or I'll puke on you!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Do you know how many people are killed by bears in America every year?
Officer Ziva David : No, but I can't imagine it's a lot.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You'd be surprised.
Officer Ziva David : McGee?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I think it's about 1.
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Officer Ziva David : A Marine, dressed as a Civil War soldier, shot by a musket and then buried alive in a one-hundred-and-forty-year-old antique iron casket... and you're telling me this *isn't* your strangest case?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Pretty much.
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[reading a text message sent by the murder victim]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : "Only got half Oxbow not on his side Kearns don't let him get safety deposit box."
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's it?
Officer Ziva David : He was buried alive, Tony. What did you expect, a soliloquy?