NCIS (TV Series)
Mind Games (2005)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Abby Sciuto : [to McGee] You're not listening to a word I'm saying. I'm pregnant, McGee. Twins. Haven't told the father yet. It's Gibbs. I know it's wrong, but something about his silver hair gets me all tingly inside.
Tony : [Tony walks in] Excuse me for a second, I think I'm going to vomit.
Abby Sciuto : I'm joking, Tony. Except for that part about Gibbs's hair. That is really hot.
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Kyle Boone : Hey, you think she screamed when he cut her tongue out, Gibbs?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I don't know. Why don't you ask her yourself?
[Paula Cassidy appears in the corridor. Boone's eyes widen]
NCIS Special Agent Paula Cassidy : I'm afraid your lawyer's going to miss your execution tomorrow.
Tony : He's kind of dead.
[Boone is speechless]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Enjoy Hell.
[Boone is dragged away by the guards, screaming]
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Ducky : [takes slice of pizza from Tony and tosses it in the trash]
Tony : Hey!
Ducky : Do you even know the difference between good and bad cholesterol, Tony?
Tony : No, but I'm assuming it has something to do with taste.
Ducky : Bad is what came back on your last blood test.
Ducky : [hands boxed pizza to McGee] Dispose of this, please.
Tony : Hey, hey, hey! That cost me sixteen bucks, that pizza.
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Tony : [looking down Paula's blouse] Well. that's nice. You know what's even nicer? My current view. Victoria's Secret?
NCIS Special Agent Paula Cassidy : Well enjoy it as long as you can Agent DiNozzo. Cuz that's as close as you're gonna get.
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NCIS Special Agent Paula Cassidy : When is Gibbs going to start his interrogation?
Tony : When he's ready.
NCIS Special Agent Paula Cassidy : You might want to tell him to hurry. He's got less than 48 hours before Boone's scheduled to be executed.
Tony : I've got a better idea, Paula. Why don't you tell him?
NCIS Special Agent Paula Cassidy : 'Cause I'm not stupid.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Do we even have knee pads?
Tony : Equipment and inventory is Kate's job. You might want to ask
[he stops talking, remember Kate is gone]