NCIS (TV Series)
An Eye for an Eye (2005)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Hey, you know what this reminds me of? Pacci's suspect that we were staking out last year.
Agent Caitlin Todd : That's right! The beautiful pre-op transsexual who seduced Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : She didn't seduce me. I was undercover.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Yeah, well, didn't you stick your tongue down...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I took one for the team, all right? Someone had to keep her occupied.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Don't you mean "*him?*"
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[Tony is reclining at his desk, "asleep" with his eyes open, and Kate is speculating on why he's sleepy]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't kiss and tell, Kate.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Since when? I know more about your sex life than I do about my own, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's not hard to believe, Probie, since you don't have one.
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Joe Tabarez : Off the record Purcell is one creepy son of a bitch. What's he supposed to have done?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Shipped a pair of woman's eyeballs to a transsexual sailor who killed himself.
Joe Tabarez : And here I thought I had seen it all.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : What's your location?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We're looking for the TAT building right now. The town's kind of hard to navigate.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [viewing Tony's position on a GPS map in MTAC] It's fifty feet right in front of you, DiNozzo.
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Agent Caitlin Todd : Would you turn the heat up? I'm freezing.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Can't. Smoke from the tailpipe would give away our position.
Agent Caitlin Todd : Great. Can't feel my legs, here.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We could do what the eskimos do to keep warm.
Agent Caitlin Todd : What's that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Press their bodies together. Of course, the effect is greatly improved if you're naked.
Agent Caitlin Todd : There's not enough liquor on the planet to make that happen, Tony.