- Angela: Look, if this is weird for you... being tutored? I don't mind helping you longer.
- Jordan: It's not so weird.
- Angela: Oh! So, good.
- Jordan: You could have sex with me, though. If you really want to help.
- Angela: [laughs] Whoa! Oh God. Oh my God.
- Jordan: I guess that's a no.
- Angela: [still laughing] I'll let you get back to your work.
- Angela: [narration] The thing about resolutions is, it's hard to remember them around somebody like Jordan Catalano.
- Jordan: This is wrong.
- Angela: What?
- Jordan: You doing my homework. It's wrong.
- Angela: Well, I was just trying to help.
- Jordan: It's like I'm taking advantage of you, or something.
- Angela: You're not taking advantage of me!
- Jordan: Yeah, I am. I would be different if we were like... but now you're just, you know, a friend or whatever. I can't do this anymore.
- Jordan: Wait, you actually signed me up?
- Angela: I know. In a way it was wrong, but I just have a feeling this is going to be really good.
- Jordan: I don't know.
- Angela: See, whoever is going to tutor you, their name is next to yours.
- Jordan: [struggles] Brain Krakow?
- Angela: Wait, maybe this is a bad idea.
- Jordan: No. I mean, if I'm already signed up.
- [turns around]
- Jordan: Are you Brain?
- Brian: Brian.
- Angela: [narration] Okay, so I'll stay introspective. But I do resolve to stop doing Jordan Catalano's homework.
- Sharon Cherski: What do you want, Krakow?
- Brian: Nothing, why? Why would I want anything? I just need, like, a favor.
- Sharon Cherski: Involving Delia Fisher?
- Brian: Involving Jordan Catalano. I was put with him for tutoring.
- Sharon Cherski: So?
- Brian: So, I would just rather not tutor him. You know? You have someone you're tutoring so could you, like, switch with me?
- Sharon Cherski: Why can't you tutor Jordan Catalano?
- Brian: I can't discuss it. It just makes me feel like a hypocrite, or something. You know?
- Sharon Cherski: Yeah. I do, actually.
- Brian: What?
- Brian: She would sleep with you.
- Brian: Because I gave her my eraser?
- Jordan: No. Just, because she would. Go get her number.
- Brian: [laughs] What? How am I supposed to get her number? I just ask her? Ask some girl I don't even know for her phone number? Like, without warning?
- [Jordan walks over and gets her number]
- Jordan: So anyway, The Odyssey is, like, this real long book. Right?
- Brian: I don't believe this. You, like, do this? This is how you live?
- Jordan: Yeah.
- Brian: So, I really have no background in the stuff you're weak in. So you should probably just, like, re-sign up.
- [digs through bag]
- Brian: Where's my pen?
- Jordan: What's that bear?
- Brian: Oh... that's just this thing a girl gave me.
- Jordan: Oh yeah?
- Brian: Look, I think I should tell you that even though I signed up to tutor people, um, I might have to drop out of the program or whatever.