Farewell to Alarms
- Episode aired Oct 17, 2000
- TV-PG
- 29m
Susan wants a burglar alarm. Nick wants to become a stripper.Susan wants a burglar alarm. Nick wants to become a stripper.Susan wants a burglar alarm. Nick wants to become a stripper.
Susan wants a burglar alarm. Nick wants to become a stripper.Susan wants a burglar alarm. Nick wants to become a stripper.Susan wants a burglar alarm. Nick wants to become a stripper.
Susan: [after waking Ben up] Ben, this is serious. I heard a noise, but the alarm didn't go off.
Ben: There's probably a very good reason for that.
Susan: Maybe the thief knew how to bypass the system.
Ben: Maybe it's because I turned it off.
Susan: You turned off the alarm and jeopardized your family?
Ben: That is correct, yes.
Susan: Go and turn it back on.
Ben: No. If that alarm goes off again, I'll be arrested.
Susan: Oh Ben, I can't sleep knowing the alarm's off... neither can you.
Ben: I'll manage.
Susan: [pointedly] Neither can you.