The Muppet Show (TV Series)
Paul Simon (1980)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Waldorf, Rowlf, Link Hogthrob, Muppet Newsman
Quotes
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Gonzo : As long as I'm here, I'd like to donate my body to science.
Rowlf the Dog : With your body, it would be donated to science fiction.
Janice : To donate your body, don't you have to be dead?
Gonzo : So what? I believe in re-incarnation.
Miss Piggy : What would you come back as next time?
Gonzo : How should I know? I don't even know what I am this time.
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Kermit the Frog : Gonzo, you're not going to sing are you? Why don't you do that act you rehearsed?
Gonzo : What? Perform an underwater heart transplant on myself?
Kermit the Frog : Sure, why not?
Gonzo : I don't know. Last time I did it, I died!
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Link Hogthrob : Hold it, hold it, this is the Sheriff of Nottingham here, and you're under arrest for playing a lute without a license.
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Kermit the Frog : OK, well, we've done a lot for the music-lovers on the show, so it's time we did something for the music-haters. So here he is, as threatened, the Great Gonzo singing a song.
[cheers weakly]
Kermit the Frog : Yay. Uh, those of you with hearing aids may wish to remove the batteries.
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Miss Piggy : Dr. Bob, you don't look well. Are you alright?
Rowlf : I'm still in shock from what happened to my last patient.
Miss Piggy : But you cured him.
Rowlf : You don't think that was a shock?
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Kermit the Frog : Okay. Good number, guys.
Bobby Benson : I know, I know.