Caroll Spinney nel ruolo di...
Big Bird
- Miss Piggy: Holy maracas!
- Big Bird: Oh, hi. I'm Big Bird.
- Miss Piggy: Huh. No kidding.
- Big Bird: I'm a friend of Kermit's.
- Miss Piggy: Oh.
- Big Bird: Yeah, we both come from the same neighborhood. Sesame Street.
- Miss Piggy: Oh. Isn't that that cute little children's show with puppets?
- Big Bird: Uh-huh. And who are you?
- Miss Piggy: Who am I? I am Miss Piggy.
- Big Bird: Oh. Well, do you work around here?
- Miss Piggy: Uh, listen, yellow thing. Do you see that star here?
- Big Bird: Oh, yes. It's very pretty.
- Miss Piggy: And, uh, do you know why it is there?
- Big Bird: Well, uh... Perfect attendance?
- Miss Piggy: I am the singing star of this show.
- Big Bird: A singing pig? That's very funny!
- [Laughs]
- Miss Piggy: Kiss your feathers goodbye, bird! Hai-ya!
- [swings at Big Bird, but he doubles over and she misses and falls]
- Big Bird: Oh, you do acrobatics, too. She's very versatile.