Paul Williams

Paul Williams: You know, when they asked me to do the show, I was delighted. I mean, this is a great show to do. I have a very special reason to be excited. You see, except for me, the entire cast is Muppets. Muppets are little, tiny things. For the first time in my life, no-one will make jokes about how short I am. For the first time in my life, I am the tallest person on the show.

[Sweetums, Thog and one of the Mutations surround him]

Paul Williams: For the first time in my life, I will cry in front of thirty million people.