The Munsters (TV Series)

Munster the Magnificent (1965)

Fred Gwynne: Herman Munster

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Quotes 

• Herman Munster : And as that great philosopher, Steve Allen, has said on many occasions: jealousy is the stink weed in the garden of life.

• Herman Munster : Golly, I don't wanna do the ballet at Eddie's school. People might get the wrong impression. That I was a communist or something.

• The Raven : [squaks]  What's up, doc?

  Herman Munster : Eh, I seem to run out of eggs. Eh, do you think you could oblige?

  The Raven : Don't look at me, buster, my name's Charlie.

  [retreats back inside his clock] 

  Herman Munster : At least he could have made an effort.

• Herman Munster : I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Herman Munster, and my family's in the Iron and Steel business. My mother irons and my father steals.

• Grandpa : You are going to sing?

  Herman Munster : That's right. And why not? After all, as they used to say: Herman Munster has the finest set of pipes in Transylvania.

  Grandpa : Herman, they were talking about your circulatory system, not your singing!

  Herman Munster : Very funny.

• Herman Munster : When it comes to talent, Herman Munster is complete washout. I'm just gonna have tell my little boy that his daddy is a great big stupid lox.

  Lily Munster : No, dear, you're a great big lovable lox.