The Munsters (TV Series)

Happy 100th Anniversary (1965)

Al Lewis: Grandpa

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Quotes 

• Herman Munster : [Herman and Grandpa are browsing an old family album]  Oh look, isn't that Uncle Boris?

  Grandpa : [points at a picture of a man standing under a noose]  That's Uncle Boris alright. He was a real swinger.

• Grandpa : [Grandpa and Herman are looking at Herman and Lily's wedding picture]  The date's right here in the corner. 1865... Herman, doesn't that date mean anything to you?

  Herman Munster : Let me see. Oh yeah, I've got it, that was the beginning of the war of 1812!

• Grandpa : If they both find out that they're working there, it will spoil it for both of them.

  Marilyn Munster : Well, we'll just make a promise not to tell either of them.

  Grandpa : Okay, good, and we'll swear it in blood

  [raises her arm to take a bite] 

  Marilyn Munster : Oh, uh uh, we'll just shake hands.

  Grandpa : I'm shaking hands, but I'm thinking blood.

• Grandpa : After you hear what I have to say, your marriage will be peaches and cream again.

  Herman Munster : I hate peaches.

  Lily Munster : I hate cream!

• Eddie Munster : Isn't that neat?

  Grandpa : Isn't that touching?

  Marilyn Munster : Isn't that romantic?

  The Raven : Isn't that sickening?