Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)
It's a Living (1970)
Michael Palin: Voice Over #1, First Bishop, Dame Irene Stoat, Host, Waiter, Second Interviewer, Second Man, Norman, Various
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Quotes
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Interviewer : Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight one of the country's leading skin specialists, Raymond Luxury Yacht.
Raymond Luxury Yacht : That's not my name!
Interviewer : [tries literal pronunciation] I'm sorry; Raymond Luxury Yatscht.
Raymond Luxury Yacht : No no no, it's spelled, "Raymond Luxury Yacht," but it's pronounced, "Throat Warbler Mangrove".
Interviewer : You are a very silly man, and I'm not going to interview you.
Raymond Luxury Yacht : Ah, ha! Anti-Semitism!
Interviewer : Not at all. It's not even a proper nose.
[the Interviewer removes Raymond's nose]
Interviewer : It's polystyrene.
Raymond Luxury Yacht : Give me my nose back!
Interviewer : You can collect it at reception. Now go away.
Raymond Luxury Yacht : I want to be on television!
Interviewer : Well you can't.
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BBC Voiceover : Well, it's five past nine and nearly time for six past nine. On BBC 2 now, it'll shortly be six and a half minutes past nine. Later on this evening, it'll be ten o'clock and at 10:30 we'll be joining BBC 2 in time for 10:33, and don't forget tomorrow when it'll be 9:20. Those of you who missed 8:45 on Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine. Now, here is a time check. It's six and a half minutes to the big green thing.
2nd BBC Voiceover : You're a looney.
BBC Voiceover : I get so bored. I get so bloody bored.