The Monkees (TV Series)

Monkees Get Out More Dirt (1967)

Peter Tork: Peter

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Quotes 

• Peter : Hey! Wait, wait! How do I get in if the door's locked?

  Micky : Peter, you can't expect the writers to know everything! Improvise!

• Dr. Lorene Sisters : [on TV]  Our next letter is from 'Tormented'.

  Peter : Hey, that's me, Tormented!

  Peter : [the other Monkees join Peter around the TV set]  Get out of my area!

  Mike : Oh, shut up.

  Dr. Lorene Sisters : [on TV]  It reads: Dear Doctor Sisters, my three friends and I are all in love with the same girl. These friends are very dear to me, and I wouldn't want to lose them for the world.

  [Micky, Mike and Davy cheer for Peter] 

  Dr. Lorene Sisters : So my question is, what can I do to cut them out?

  [Mickey, Mike and Davy boo Peter] 

  Dr. Lorene Sisters : Tormented, you say in the rest of your heartbreaking and ungramatical letter that you boys have made this girl fond of each of you, by taking on interests she likes.

  Davy : That's right, what of it?

  Dr. Lorene Sisters : I'll tell you what of it. You've placed this girl in a dangerously emotional state. She is now drawn to four different boys. And this unresolved conflict could lead to a nervous collapse.

  Micky : You gotta be kidding!

  Dr. Lorene Sisters : Do I look like a kidder?

• April Conquest : Do you like chamber music?

  Peter : Do fish swim?

• Mike : You know, It's stupid, four guys moonin' over the same girl.

  Peter : She's lovely.

  Davy : Delightful.

  Micky : With a richer, longer, everlasting charm.

• Peter : Hey wait, wait. How do I get in if the door is locked?

  Micky : Peter, you can't expect the writers to know everything, improvise!