The Monkees (TV Series)

I've Got a Little Song Here (1966)

Phil Leeds: Bernie

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• Micky : We're coming to tune the piano, Charlie.

  Bernard Class : Three guys to tune one piano?

  Micky : Yeah, well he does the black keys, and he does the white keys and I do the cracks.

  [laughs] 

  Davy : It's a very tough union.

• Bernard Class : Nestlerow, you gotta have some vision. How old are you?

  Mike : Twenty one.

  Bernard Class : When I was your age, I was twenty two.

• Bernard Class : Someday you'll be passing a theater marquee and then you'll see it in neon letters ten feet high, your name: Mike Nashmirth.

  Mike : Nesmith!

• Bernard Class : How about: 'I'm gonna buy me a dog'

  Micky : [as M.D]  That'll have to do. Who wrote it?

  Bernard Class : Some kid named Nishwash.

  Peter : Nesmith.

  Micky : [as M.D]  Never heard of him. I like the title of that song. Class, get me that song.

  Bernard Class : Yes M.D., certainly M.D. May I call you M.?

  Micky : [as M.D]  No! Get me Nishwash first.

• Bernard Class : You didn't come here to exchange pleasantries, Nesmouth.

  Mike : Nesmith.

  Bernard Class : What can High Class Music do for you?

  Mike : Well, eh, Mr. eh...?

  Bernard Class : Class.

  Mike : Oh, you're High Class?

  Bernard Class : No, no, no, I'm Bernie. My brother's the one who started the business.

  Mike : Oh, he's High Class.

  Bernard Class : No, his name is Irving.

  Mike : Irving? Well then how come it's called High Class Music Publishing Company?

  Bernard Class : Would you come to an Irving Class music Publishing Company?

• Mike : Joanie Janz? She's the hottest thing in showbusiness!

  Bernard Class : Joanie Janz in my opinion is the finest living or dead singer alive today.