The Monkees (TV Series)

I Was a Teenage Monster (1967)

Byron Foulger: Groot

Quotes 

• Groot : Now that you've made the singing android, will you not do as you promised and turn me into a tall, strong monster?

  Dr. Mendoza : Yes, Groot, I will turn you into a vampire.

  Groot : Oh, but you promised to make me into a wolfman.

  Dr. Mendoza : All right, I'll make you into a wolfman.

  Groot : Oh good. Allthough vampires are nice...

• Groot : It's for you, master. She says it's vitally important.

  [Hands him the phone] 

  Dr. Mendoza : Hello, this is Doctor Mendoza. No madame, we are not interested in Bossa Nova lessons.

• Dr. Mendoza : This is my valet, Groot.

  Groot : I live to grovel.