The Monkees (TV Series)

Hitting the High Seas (1967)

Micky Dolenz: Micky

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• Micky : Boy, Pete, you sure know how to use your mouth.

• The Captain : Who are these fools?

  Micky : The eh, new shipmates, sir.

  The Captain : Where did you get that long hair?

  Micky : Well, there's this little store on Sunset Strip...

  The Captain : Cut it off!

  Micky : No!

  Davy : No!

  Peter : No.

  Micky : We can't cut it, we'd lose our strength!

• The Captain : And who are you to tell me about naval law?

  Harry Hooker : His name is Jones, sir. Davy Jones.

  The Captain : Davy Jones? As in Davy Jones' Locker?

  Micky : Yeah, right! It's his great-great-grandfather, and when he turns 25, he inherits the locker!

• Davy : Hey, they're both crackers!

  Peter : What do you mean, crackers?

  Davy : Crazy, they're both crazy.

  Peter : Who? Who's crazy?

  Davy : The captain.

  Peter : Ah, come on!

  Davy : Honestly, he was asking advice from his parrot!

  Micky : Was the parrot charging him?

  Davy : No, no.

  Micky : Then the parrot's crackers, crazy.

• The Captain : Here's your swords and your pistols. Oh, and the lyrics to some of the better-known pirate songs. I just hope you men are tough enough for this job.

  Micky : Tough? Hahaha. Peter's so tough his nails get rusty!

  Davy : Heheheh heh. He's so tough, he loves the sight of blood, that he pours ketchup on everything he eats, even cornflakes.

• Micky : Mutiny!

  Davy : But we can't do that!

  Micky : Why?

  Davy : I don't know why!

  Micky : How about if Clark Gable and Marlon Brando can do it, we can do it.

  Davy : Okay.

  Micky : Oh, great!

  Davy : They do it all the time. Let's go do it!

• The Captain : Nobody mutinies on my ship!

  Horace the Parrot : What about those guys in '49?

  The Captain : Oh, shut up, Horace!