The Monkees (TV Series)

Dance, Monkee, Dance (1966)

Michael Nesmith: Mike

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Quotes 

• Davy : I object your honor!

  Mike : [hits him on the head with a toy mallet]  Don't object so much, you'll live longer.

• Mike : Well, I see now you can't send a boy to do a man's bodge. Eh, eh, job, badge.

• Mike : Boy, I gotta tell ya, this dancing school thing has really turned into a drag. A stone drag!

• Miss Buntwell : Oh, all right, what is it?

  Mike : Miss Buntwell, you were right about dancing. It's changed my whole life. And I can tell you kow: my heart wants you and my s-s-soul wants you.

  Miss Buntwell : What do ya hear from your liver?

  Mike : Not a whole lot.

• Micky : [as a lawyer]  Do you or do you not, recognize this man?

  [holds up a picture of Renaldo] 

  Peter : [in the witness stand]  Is that a trick question?

  Davy : [as Peter's lawyer]  I OBJECT, YOUR HONOR!

  Mike : [whacks Davy with a gavel/mallet]  Don't object so much, you'll live longer!

  Micky : [Micky does an evil laugh] 

  Micky : Your witness...

  Micky : [Micky laughs evilly again]