The Monkees (TV Series)

Art for Monkees' Sake (1967)

Monte Landis: Duce

Quotes 

• Duce : [Peter has painted a copy of The Laughing Cavalier, but has included Mike's wool hat]  What's with the hat? The hat's not needed.

  Peter : It's Mike's hat. It's knitted.

  Duce : I know it's knitted, but it's not needed.

  Peter : How did you know it was knitted?

  Duce : I can tell it's knitted, but it's not needed.

  Peter : Oh, for a minute I thought you knew Mike.

• Duce : Did you draw this picture?

  Peter : Yes I did.

  Duce : You're a very talented boy.

  Peter : Thank you. I play bass, too.

  Duce : An artist and a musician!

  Chuche : We should kill 'em both!

• Duce : Peter, what's the most important thing for an artist?

  Peter : Paint.

  Chuche : He's got a point.

  Peter : Paint.

  Duce : Shut up!

  Duce : The most important thing for an artist is to suffer.

  Chuche : [Chuche starts to tie up Peter in his chair]  Hey, I'm suffering already.