- Babyface Morales: Eh, haven't I seen you somewhere before? Hey wait, I know, you look like me. Sneaky and vicious.
- Micky: I'm eh, your cousin Micky from Sandusky, Ohio.
- Captain: Now, this is Muggsy Ruckyzer alias Muggsy Ruck, Muggsy Reynolds, Muggsy Raymond, and Sherry Fingerhead.
- Micky: Sherry Fingerhead?
- Captain: In Detroit, he was tried on charges of arson, assault with a deadly weapon and second degree murder.
- Micky: Phew! Whas he ever convicted?
- Captain: [nods] Contempt of court.
- Vince: When did ya get out, Babyface?
- Micky: [posing as Babyface] I busted out yesterday. It was a clean break.
- Tony: Didn't you spot you with their search lights?
- Micky: [posing as Babyface] Nah, I fixed it so their search lights was useless.
- Vince: How did you do that?
- Micky: [posing as Babyface] Busted out in the daytime.
- Vince: Hey, that was sure brilliant hiding the loot in the same room we stole it from, huh? They'd never think of looking for it here, huh?
- Captain: Well, boys, ya did a great job. You recovered all the loot for what was probably the greatest jewel robbery in history.
- Micky: Gosherooney!
- Captain: And it's my pleasure to give you a share of the jewels as your reward.
- Peter: Wow!
- Mike: I always wanted a necklace, man, look at that.
- Micky: What am I gonna do with an earring?