The Monkees (TV Series)

A Nice Place to Visit (1967)

Peter Whitney: El Diablo

Quotes 

• Micky : I wish I didn't have to be here, El Diablo. I hate killin'! I hate harmin' any livin' creature!

  El Diablo : Then how come you got 43 notches in your gun?

  Micky : I make exceptions.

• El Diablo : You don't stand a chance, gringo. I have killed many hombres at high noon!

  Micky : Why d'ya always pick high noon for your dates?

  El Diablo : I'm working on a tan.

• El Diablo : You will be taken by horseback to the bandito camp. If you try to resist, you will suffer indescribable torture.

  Davy : And if I don't resist?

  El Diablo : Describable torture.

  Davy : Oh, don't describe it to me. Please.

• [In a showdown with El Diablo] 

  El Diablo : So, gringo, you have decide to show up.

  Micky : Yep. I showed up for the showdown.