Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Secret Santa (2005)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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Capt. Stottlemeyer : Do you um, know what Ebay is?
Adrian Monk : Ebay, no.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Good.
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Adrian Monk : [in this scene everybody is handing out presents as secret Santas] Captain.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Hey.
Adrian Monk : Well, Merry Christmas.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Oh, you got me!
Adrian Monk : It's an air purifier, for your house.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Are you saying my house smells?
Adrian Monk : Not your house, but houses... like yours, sometimes get a um, odor, that's a... you know sour, or, or very unpleasant kind of stench of... not your house.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Thank you, thank you, Monk.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : [captain laughs] Merry Christmas.
Adrian Monk : Merry Christmas.
Adrian Monk : Merry Christmas to you.
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[During the gift exchange, Alice gives Monk a whisk broom and dustpan combination]
Adrian Monk : [overcome] Alice, this... this I love.
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Adrian Monk : [22:27] Are you Dori?
Dori Prager : How did you know?
Adrian Monk : Um, well, your daddy told me.
Dori Prager : You know my daddy?
Adrian Monk : In a way, yeah. I've been looking for him. Do you know where he is?
Dori Prager : Shh! It's a secret.
Adrian Monk : OK. I won't tell anybody.
Charlotte Prager : What are you doing? Are you a cop?
[to Dori]
Charlotte Prager : Go to your room.
[to Monk & Natalie]
Charlotte Prager : I want you out, just get out of my house. Haven't you people done enough to this family?
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Julie Teeger : [5:59] Isn't it beautiful?
Adrian Monk : Is what beautiful?
Julie Teeger : Snow.
Adrian Monk : You've never seen snow? It's very beautiful. No two flakes are the same. But somehow, it's still beautiful.
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Frank Prager : [31:51] I didn't poison anybody, I'm not a killer.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Oh, right. What about our last date at the parking lot four months ago?
Frank Prager : I wasn't trying to kill you.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : You can't be serious.
Frank Prager : All right. I thought about it. When I got there, I couldn't. I didn't want to become my brother. At the last minute I decided to send you a message.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : A message?
Adrian Monk : My God. Captain, the pattern, was an "M" for "Michael".
Frank Prager : Yeah. It was an "M". How could you miss it?
Capt. Stottlemeyer : How was I supposed to know that was the letter "M"? This guy is the best detective in the free world, he didn't know that was an "M"! What, you couldn't use a spray can like everybody else?
Frank Prager : I just wanted you to think about what you did. Michael was a good kid who got screwed up.
Capt. Stottlemeyer : Wait... you think I don't think about your brother? I think about your brother every damned day of my life. It was him or me, and it still eats me up. I don't need an "M" on a wall to remember something like that. No cop does.