Stanley Kamel credited as playing...
Dr. Charles Kroger
- Dr. Charles Kroger: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
- Adrian Monk: Well, I guess I'd hire you full time, and keep you on retainer 24/7. Maybe I'd buy you a house right next to mine so that I could just drop in, anytime.
- [Chuckles]
- Adrian Monk: This is fun. What would you do with a million dollars?
- Dr. Charles Kroger: [Cautiously] Buy an island... a desert island... in the middle of nowhere.
- Adrian Monk: So we would do our sessions over the phone?
- Dr. Charles Kroger: Heh, you see this island, in my mind... no phone service.
- Adrian Monk: I guess I'd have to buy a boat.
- Dr. Charles Kroger: You see, that's funny because you see this island, in my fantasy... no dock.
- Adrian Monk: Well, may the best man win.