Gary Cole credited as playing...
Dexter Larson
- Sharona Fleming: I've got a kid.
- Dexter Larson: Then tell your boss to get off my back.
- Sharona Fleming: Okay, now you listen to me, you twisted, porn-peddling freak. You print those pictures, you're gonna hurt my son. You hurt my son, I am coming after you. And I am gonna dedicate my life to ruining yours.
- Dexter Larson: Yeah? Well, take a number.
- Dexter Larson: I was the kind of guy that a woman like you never talked to.
- Sharona Fleming: You still are.
- Dexter Larson: Sharona. That's a beautiful name. It's from the Bible, isn't it?
- Sharona Fleming: You read the Bible?
- Dexter Larson: Not lately.
- Dexter Larson: [Lt. Disher has just sat down on the bed with a built in massager and turned it on] Whoa there cowboy, don't hurt yourself.
- Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Lt. Disher, get off the bed.
- [after Dexter shows Monk the nude pictures of Sharona]
- Adrian Monk: What kind of man are you?
- Dexter Larson: I told you before, Mr. Monk: I do not lose.