Mister Ed (TV Series)

What Kind of Foal Am I? (1965)

Allan Lane: Mister Ed

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• Wilbur Post : Ed, I want you to consider me your two-legged father.

  Mister Ed : That would not work. Every day when I was little, I would always walk around singing "What Kind of Foal Am I?"

• Wilbur Post : Ed, if you're so obsessed with looking for your biological father, why not go visit your mother? Find out what happened to your father.

  Mister Ed : No! You think I haven't done that before? Every time I bring up the subject, Mom starts balling her eyes out. Crying and unable to stop.

  Wilbur Post : Your father walked out on her?

  Mister Ed : I guess. All I know is that she got custody of me.

  Wilbur Post : Yes, but when your mother was sold, I got custody of you, which makes me your father.

  Mister Ed : No, no, no! I want my true, four-legged father!