Mister Ed (TV Series)

What Kind of Foal Am I? (1965)

Leon Ames: Gordon Kirkwood

Quotes 

• Wilbur Post : Gordon, what are you doing here? I thought you would go down to Tijuana for the weekend to watch the bullfights.

  Gordon Kirkwood : That's not as much as thrilling and fun to see your father-in-law stick his horns into you.

• Gordon Kirkwood : [enters laughing]  Wilbur, I just saw the whole thing. If that's your way of making friends, how do you make enemies?

  Wilbur Post : I don't know. I can't explain it. Around my father-in-law... I just... I am not myself.

  Gordon Kirkwood : [still giddy]  Well, who ever you are you're not his type!

  Wilbur Post : I just can't explain it. I need to make him happy because if he's not happy, Carol is not happy. I am so afraid around him, I just can't think straight or do anything right. You know, if I had any sense I'd do it.

  Gordon Kirkwood : Do what?

  Wilbur Post : Sit out the entire two weeks that he's here in his airport locker.

• Gordon Kirkwood : [over Wilbur's ecentricity]  I wonder if they have get well cards for his type of sickness.