"Midsomer Murders" Sins of Commission (TV Episode 2004) - John Nettles as DCI Tom Barnaby

[visiting a bookshop, Scott is told the book he is looking at is on sale for £12.99]

Sergeant Dan Scott : That's five pints and change over the way.

DCI Tom Barnaby : Literature is priceless, Scott. Let that thought console you!
[last lines]

DCI Tom Barnaby : I was right about the publishing world; it stinks. But I'm sure a jury'll go for Camilla's plea of self-defense. Do my best to back her up, anyway.

Joyce Barnaby : I'm sure you will.

DCI Tom Barnaby : Eh. To Camilla Crofton! May she live forever. Nostrovia.
[Barnaby and Scott have returned to a murder victim's bedroom]

DCI Tom Barnaby : [looking around] You noticed what else is missing, Detective?

Sergeant Dan Scott : Sympathy, Sir?

DCI Tom Barnaby : No.

[Barnaby points to a low shelf attached to the wall]

DCI Tom Barnaby : Look. No piggy bank.
DCI Tom Barnaby : Harry, we've known each other now for what? Thirty years. And for most of that time I've known -well, all of us have known - about your orientation. And I can quite understand why, you know, you felt the need to keep it a secret.

Harry Poulson : Can you?

DCI Tom Barnaby : Well, all right, no I can't.
DCI Tom Barnaby : No flirting on duty, Casanova.

Sergeant Dan Scott : Not really my style, Sir.

[Scott turns to Barnaby]

Sergeant Dan Scott : Casanova?
Barnaby : Do you smoke cigars, Miss Tripp?

Jezebel Tripp : I have the odd one when nobody's looking. Smoking's so 20th Century.

John Nettles: DCI Tom Barnaby