- Gary Strang: [upon finding out John has scratched one of his Barry White albums] What's that?
- John: Oh yeah, huh, sorry.
- Gary Strang: Sorry? Barry's face looks like it's been under a train and you're sorry?
- Mandy: Oh it's only scratched the surface of the record.
- Gary Strang: Yeah, that's where the needle goes you silly bitch!