Married... with Children (TV Series)

The House That Peg Lost (1989)

Laurie Shiers: Charlene

Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : Hey, Bud, before you go, do us a favor and say, "I'm drinking milk, and one day I'm gonna be big and strong!"

  [all the girls laugh] 

  Bud Bundy : Funny, Kel. Oh, I almost forgot, there were a few messages for you. Let's see... Dan Peterson called. He said that tomorrow night behind the 7-11 would be fine.

  Kelly Bundy : [quickly]  Uh, Bud, I don't think we need to hear that now...

  Lauren : Dan Peterson? That's my boyfriend!

  Bud Bundy : [innocently]  Oh, is he? Well, Kelly thinks he's hers. Now let's see... Greg Barnett called, too. You have a date with him on Tuesday. Oh, and "wear something tight."

  Tasha : Wait a minute! I'm dating Greg.

  Bud Bundy : [innocently]  Uh-oh. Well, let's see... whose boyfriend is Bobby Brocatto?

  Karen , Charlene : [together]  Mine.

  Bud Bundy : Uh-oh. Well, you guys have a lot to talk about. Good night.

  [Bud exits] 

  Tasha : You're seeing my Greg?

  Lauren : And Dan?

  Kelly Bundy : Well... I wasn't going to keep them.

  Lauren : Sow!

  Tasha : Trollop!

  Lauren : Tramp!

  Tasha : Slut!

  Lauren : Bundy!

  [with that, Kelly hauls off and punches Lauren. A huge catfight begins as Lauren and Tasha gang up on Kelly, hitting, scratching and slapping her, and Karen and Charlene begin punching and slapping each other. Bud re-appears at the top of the stairs and starts taking pictures of the girls' catfight with a mini-camera] 

  Bud Bundy : Yum yum, gimme some!