Married... with Children (TV Series)
The Computer Show (1989)
Nick Toth: Computer
Quotes
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Computer : [Al goes out into the garage] Aw, come back, Al. I really can do great things. Listen, why did the shoe salesman buy a computer? Give up? Because he's married to an idiot. Ha ha ha.
[Al returns carrying a sledgehammer]
Computer : Al? What are you doing? Peggy? Kids? Ah, what am I worried about? Nobody's stupid enough to break a $2,500...
[Al smashes the computer into a smoking heap]
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Computer : Hello, Al. I cost you a lot of money, didn't I?
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Computer : Me and my kind are really of no use to a regular family. I'm the Pet Rock of the '80s, buddy.