"Married... with Children" The Computer Show (TV Episode 1989) Poster

Nick Toth: Computer

Quotes 

  • Computer : [Al goes out into the garage]  Aw, come back, Al. I really can do great things. Listen, why did the shoe salesman buy a computer? Give up? Because he's married to an idiot. Ha ha ha.

    [Al returns carrying a sledgehammer] 

    Computer : Al? What are you doing? Peggy? Kids? Ah, what am I worried about? Nobody's stupid enough to break a $2,500...

    [Al smashes the computer into a smoking heap] 

  • Computer : Hello, Al. I cost you a lot of money, didn't I?

  • Computer : Me and my kind are really of no use to a regular family. I'm the Pet Rock of the '80s, buddy.

  • Computer : Al?... Al?

    Al : Leave me alone.

    Computer : Okay, I'll just sit here and run your electricity bill through the roof.

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