Married... with Children (TV Series)

Poke High (1988)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : All right, Al. It's time to do your chores.

  Al Bundy : Wait a second, Peg. We just had sex three nights ago. I'm still kind of woozy.

  Peggy Bundy : I'm asking you to take out the garbage, Al. The longer of the two jobs.

  Al Bundy : And the more rewarding.

  [Al picks up the plastic garbage bag and it breaks, spilling garbage all over the floor] 

  Peggy Bundy : Don't you even know how to do that?

  Al Bundy : Thanks, Peg. Now it's exactly like sex.

• Peggy : [thinking]  Poor Al. He's having such a miserable day. Gee, I hope he doesn't realize this jacket cost $200.

  Al : [thinking]  My record is going to hell. No one will remember me, and my wife is wearing a $200 jacket.

• Kelly Bundy : Mom, I flirted with a boy and he paid no attention to me.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh honey.

  [hugs Kelly] 

  Peggy Bundy : Well, you can't give up. You've got to keep on trying.

  Bud Bundy : There's nowhere left to go once you've stood in the boys' shower wearing a sign that says, "Soap".