Married... with Children (TV Series)

Oh, What a Feeling (1989)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

Quotes 

• Peggy : You're really mad about this? You know, if anyone should be mad, it's me. You're the one that's hiding money from me.

  Al : That's because you would have spent it all for yourself.

  Peggy : Of course I would! So, why are you acting so suprised?

• Bud : Hi, mum.

  Peggy : Hi, Kelly.

  Kelly : Hi, mum.

  Peggy : Hi, Bud.

  Al : Hi, Peg, and before you say "Hi, the milkman", it's me.

  Peggy : I know, I have a nose.

• Al : Peg, that money you found and spent was a car fund that I put aside a long, long time ago.

  [Peggy shrugs with indifference] 

  Al : Peg, how could you steal and spend $4,200?

  Peggy : Well, you remember when you used to yell at me because there wasn't any juice in the house? Well, I took some of that money and bought you juice... and a fur coat for me. And then when you demanded dinner? Well, I took more money and bought you a bucket of fried chicken... and a fur coat for Mom. And the rest of it, well... I spend it foolishly.

  Al : Honey, could you come out in the back yard with me? I have the urge to bury something else!

• [Al pushes in an old, rusted AMC Pacer vehicle into the garage to the Walkabout's 'Poor Side of Town'] 

  Peggy : Hi, Honey. I saw you pushing your new car up the street. How do you like it?

  Al : Well, it pushes pretty smooth. But a little tough passing on the expressways. But the handling more than makes up for it.

• [Al pushes in an old Gremlin vehicle into the garage to the tune of 'King of the Road'] 

  Al : Oh, no... why, God? What have I done? Am I not fit to die?

  Peggy : Whoo! Good choice, Honey. It's a much lighter car.

  Al : Yeah, I can almost pull this one.

• [Al, for the first time ever, DRIVES into the garage in a old Dodge Ford car to the tune of Sam & Dave's 'I'm Walkin'] 

  Kelly : Daddy... you're driving!

  Al : You darn tootin'. What do you think?

  Peggy : It looks just like your old car.

  Al : Peg, you never can relize how important a man's car is and how much it has been used. My old car had just over 99,000 miles on it. This only only has... 18. What does that tell you?

  Bud : [sarcastic]  That this car was only driven one mile per year?

• Al : Peg, let me ask you something. In your travels in the back yard, say about 8 paces from the tree, 12 feet down, did you ever find a box with say about $5000 in it?

  Peggy : Was that yours?