Married... with Children (TV Series)
Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (1989)
David Faustino: Bud Bundy
Quotes
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Bud Bundy : [to Kelly's plea for help] What the hell. I hate you, but you're my sister.
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Bud Bundy : [noticing the song Steve and Kelly are dancing to] "Anything Goes". That's your song, isn't it, Kel?
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Bud Bundy : Mom, Dad, big news at school today.
Al Bundy : All the guys are losing their socks while the girls in Home Ec giggle fiendishly?
Bud Bundy : [ignores Al] Mom, big news at school today. The tap-dancing club was doing a recital in the ghetto. Now, apparently, all the gangs banded together and attacked their bus. They couldn't figure out why, but it seems that someone spray-painted a slogan on the side of the bus that said, "We may be nerds, but at least we're not poor. Ha Ha."
Peggy Bundy : That's terrible. Who would do a mean thing like that?
Bud Bundy : I'll give you a hint. She lives here, has white hair, and misspelled "Ha Ha."
Al Bundy : Oh, no. Not what's-her-name.
Peggy Bundy : It's Kelly, Al.
Al Bundy : Yeah, that's the one.
