Married... with Children (TV Series)

All-Nite Security Dude (1991)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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• Al Bundy : You know that new aerobics center up above me? The one with the sign, "quarter ton discount"? Well, today they played Van Halen's "Jump." And damned if the whole herd didn't. It was awful, Peg. The ceiling opened up, down they came, blocking out the sun. I experienced cellulite winter. God, the "humongity." Peg, I could have been killed.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, I think you got what you deserved, going by there every morning yelling "is that a Milky Way on the floor?"

• Peggy Bundy : Oh Al, surely you can see the humor in a man who makes no money saying he lost his job.

  Bud Bundy : Yeah. Come on, Dad, that's like Kelly saying she lost her mind.

  Kelly Bundy : I don't get it.