- [Francis is being pursued by a gang and calls home]
- Francis: [over answering machine] Mom. Dad. Sorry I gotta whisper, but I'm calling from inside a washing... Hey, guys. What are you doing with those quarters? No! No! NO!
- [screams]
- Malcolm: When I was six, I dove in a pool and my trunks came off. God, I wish I was there right now.