Christopher Masterson credited as playing...
- Malcolm: Hey, you can tear up the house if you want - with my mom here - and explain it to her, or you can quit and slink away like the monosyllabic mouth-breathers you are.
- Francis: What did he say?
- Richie: He said a lot of things!
- Malcolm: Mom said you ratted on us about Dewey's bike. But she's probably just mixed up, right? Because you're our big brother and you wouldn't do something like that... Francis?
- Francis: You don't know what kind of pressure I was under. I...
- Malcolm: [shouts] You butt-wipe! How could you?
- Francis: Put Justin on the phone.
- Justin: You the man, Francis! You the man!
- Francis: Put Richie back on the phone.
- Malcolm: You know, Francis, we never actually intended to show that letter to Mom. We were just trying to scare you.
- Francis: I know, you guys would never do that to me.
- Malcolm: But if she did see the letter, you know it was an accident, right?
- Francis: Yeah, but Richie has the letter. Please tell me Richie has the letter.
- Malcolm: Richie has coupons. Mom has the letter. But like I said, it was just an accident. I swear.
- Francis: So the thing you were threatening to do all day but had no intention of doing you did, but didn't mean to?
