Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
College Recruiters (2006)
Frankie Muniz: Malcolm Wilkerson
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Quotes
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Hal : [Malcolm hangs up the 'phone as Hal walks in] If that wasn't a relative, I'm going to be very upset.
Malcolm : Just another college recruiter.
Hal : [upset, as predicted] Just another college recruiter? Y'know, when I was applying, believe me, there were no recruiters. If I hadn't found that ad inside that matchbook, I may not have pursued higher education at all.
Malcolm : But they're calling me all the time. I must get ten calls a day.
Hal : Then each one must be handled like that's the university you're going to. It's called 'options'. Why do you think guys date ugly women?
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Reese : I hope I didn't keep you up last night with all that noise.
Malcolm : Geez, Reese, I don't want to hear about your sex life.
Reese : What? No, I was getting the oil stains out of the driveway. For your information, marriage isn't just about sex. It's about commitment. Anyway, you know we can't have sex until after the waiting period.
Malcolm : The waiting period?
Reese : Poor, naive Malcolm. All women, when they get married, require a waiting period of six months to a year. You know, if you got your nose out of a book and started living life a little, you might know these things. Raduca is a delicate flower and it's going to take some time for her to get used to the idea of being with a man.
