Frankie Muniz credited as playing...
Malcolm
- Hal: [after being busted for trespassing on an artillery range] Of course, we're terribly sorry about this and we realize that fences are there for a reason. However, in fairness, when we climbed the fence we weren't sure if we were going in or out. You want to explain the theory, son?
- Malcolm: Not really.
- Major Hughes: This is a highly classified testing ground and I could very easily detain the three of you indefinitely for national security reasons.
- Reese: Know what nobody's mentioned? Is that this is supposed to be the greatest army in the world and you couldn't even kill the three of us. I've got to tell you, I'm not impressed.
- Malcolm: [to camera] Well, the great thing about this trip is the next time I hear we can't afford to go on vacation I think I'll be okay with it.