Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
Billboard (2005)
Jane Kaczmarek: Lois Wilkerson
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Quotes
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Police Commissioner : Do I appear to look concerned?
Lois : What? Yeah, sure you look concerned.
Police Commissioner : Oh thank God. My handlers say that I don't pull it off.
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Lois : [finds out what her boys are doing] Oh my God!
Dewey : Did you hear that?
Lois : What are you boys doing up there?
Malcolm : It's Mom!
Dewey : How did she know where to find us?
Reese : I told you, she's got tracking devices in our fillings! If you two geniuses had ripped them out like I did, we wouldn't have been in this mess!
Dewey : Maybe she didn't see us.
Lois : Reese, Malcolm, Dewey, you get down here this instant.
Reese : [bad Spanish accent] Miss, I don't know what you are talking about. Your boys are different boys than our being.
[the light turns on the stripper billboard; the boys back up and Lois rolls her eyes]
Reese : [afraid] Where's the back door for this thing?
Malcolm : [scared] It's a billboard!
Dewey : [terrified] We're so dead. This time she'll finish us.
Lois : Come down, now!
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Malcolm : [Reese, Dewey, and Malcolm are fighting over the cupcake with the cherry on top] Wait! Why would they only put a cherry on one cupcake? This is mom.
[stands up]
Malcolm : There may be those who will try to drive a wedge between us, but if we learn nothing else tonight, we will learn to stand together.
Lois : Dammit.
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Lois : Those boys are like dogs! I have to get 'em on their backs just to re-establish my dominance.