Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
Army Buddy (2005)
Justin Berfield: Reese Wilkerson
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Quotes
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Reese : [Reese thinks his Army buddy is hot for him] You were right, Malcolm. She wants me bad. This is a disaster.
Malcolm : Why? You've got a girl that's crazy about you.
Reese : It's just wrong. She's my buddy. The best friend I've ever had. But in a roll-around-on-the-floor-and-make-her-smell-my-armpit kind of way.
Malcolm : Everyone has their own kind of foreplay. The important thing now is how you feel about her.
Reese : It's hard to say. Now when I think about her, I get all nervous in my stomach. Like my bowels could cut loose at any moment.
Malcolm : That's love, dude.
Reese : Wow. You'd think somebody would put that in a song.