M*A*S*H (TV Series)
There Is Nothing Like a Nurse (1974)
Wayne Rogers: Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre
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Quotes
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Major Margaret Houlihan : [Frank, concluding a phone call with Hot Lips from Henry's office, waits for her to hang up] Hang up, Frank.
Maj. Frank Burns : You hang up first.
Major Margaret Houlihan : Oh, Frank, that's so high school!
Maj. Frank Burns : Let's count to three and then we'll hang up together.
Major Margaret Houlihan : OK, you start.
Maj. Frank Burns : One.
Major Margaret Houlihan : Two.
Hawkeye , Trapper : [from Radar's phone] Three!
Major Margaret Houlihan : Get 'em Frank!
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Trapper : [In Frank's wedding video, Frank is about to cut the cake] Look, even then he didn't know how to hold a knife.
[Laughs]
Hawkeye : [Laughs] Watch the cake die of malpractice.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Why do I feel sorry for Frank?
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Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Get the window, Klinger.
Trapper : Don't stand in the light.
Hawkeye : You little heartbreaker.